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Yo Momma
« Thread Started on Dec 28, 2005, 9:46pm »		[Quote]
(just so everybody knows this is just for fun so nobody should take any of this personally or actually mean what they say(like targeting a specific person))

Yo Momma so fat that when she went to KFC the guy at the counter asked "What size bucket you want" and she said "the one on the roof!"
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #1 on Jan 6, 2006, 8:36pm »		[Quote]
Yo mamma so fat that she had to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mamma so fat that when she sits in the movie theaters she sits next to everyone
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #2 on Jan 10, 2006, 4:17pm »		[Quote]
(Ugh, not one of these X_X)
Yo mamma so stupid she couldn't tell the difference between a porch and a Porcse*
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #3 on Jan 13, 2006, 4:09pm »		[Quote]
yo mamma so fat she had the earth orbiting around her

yo mamma so fat god said let there be lite and she had to move
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #4 on Jan 13, 2006, 4:17pm »		[Quote]
Yo mamma so old she was given the part of Eve in the school play
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« Reply #5 on Jan 14, 2006, 12:34pm »		[Quote]
Yo Mamma so fat that when her beeper went on, ppl thouught she was backing up.
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #6 on Jan 14, 2006, 1:10pm »		[Quote]
Yo momma so fat she got arrested for impersonating Orson Welles
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #7 on Feb 15, 2006, 7:32pm »		[Quote]
ur momma so fat when she wore a red bathing suit on the beach everybody started saying Kool-Aid

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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #8 on Feb 15, 2006, 7:37pm »		[Quote]
oh yeah!
you momma so fat she had been pressing down all these years and she looked like she was 1000 lbs
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« Reply #9 on Feb 15, 2006, 8:16pm »		[Quote]
yo mamma so fat that when she weighed herself it said her phone number plus 5 zeros
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Re: Yo Momma
« Reply #10 on Feb 15, 2006, 8:26pm »		[Quote]
when yo mamma got on the scale she was so heavy it shoute "ahh the fat is crushing me!!!"
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